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and harmless Tell me, how was I to know They got a little too close to the microwave and then much to my surprise They grew to forty thousand times their original

go and see a doctor about it when I've got the time Make it talk Aw, make it talk, son, make it talk OK, now make it shut up Plagues and famine and pestilence

Met this fine young thing At the local Circle K We made a date for a half past eight And I said, "What the hey?" So I journeyed to her crib And I let

there came a bubblin' crude Oil that is Well, maybe you call it black gold or Texas tea He gonna move next to Mr. Drysdale And be a Beverly hillbilly

back of my car (ham and pork) Spam any place that you are (ham and pork) The tab is there to open the can (spam any place that you are) (ham and pork)

potato skins and pickled weiners, Crossword puzzles, Spider-Man comics, and mama's home made rhubarb pie Pulled out of the driveway and the neighbors, they all waved good-bye And

all on UHF We got it all on UHF (UHF) We got it all on UHF (UHF) We got it all on UHF (UHF) We got it all on UHF (we got it all) We got it all on UHF