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Jimmy's running short o' cash, The bar takings have took a crash Jimmy can't think what to do, The bills in from the local breweryyyy Oi! Jim's a nutcase

Davey's life has changed dramatically, now We warned him but the daft puff couldn't see Jack the Lad, but he's lost his credibility now He's took the

Yeahhhhhh... Under Under Starters Under Starters orders & there off Tallyho! 4-1 3-1 2-1 The bettin's on, LESTER NICKS OFF TO RIO He got more, got more

We had to book a holiday, but we were sick o'Whitley bay We fancied the Mediterranean. All the vacancies had gone, that's all the vacancies but one A

Peter's moanin' groanin' moanin', he can't pay his rent But we've all seen Peter's bank statement He says he's broke, he must be joking, he's doin' fine

I'd walk across the M.1. I'd trek through the Amazon I'D BE A SPANISH MATADOR, NOWT WOULD BE TOO RISKY FOR ME I'd loop the loop in a Jumbo I'd box with