Baby, girl, I think we need to Sit and talk, talk, talk Playing with my money Paper, scissors, rock, rock, rock Blowing up my heart Just stick a pin
some bar, without some haters sayin' "Who do you think you are?" When I?m sober, I go on to win it Shit I bet they thought we fell off Bone Thugs-n-
(INTRO) BABY I KNOW THAT RIGHT ABOUT NOW YOU MIGHT THINK THAT WE AINT GONNA MAKE IT BUT DON'T WORRY BELIEVE IN ME AND CALL MY NAME WHENEVER YOU NEED
Away in a manger, no crib for a bed The little Lord Jesus laid down His sweet head The stars in the bright sky looked down where He lay The little Lord
This is the story of the first Thanksgiving, once again by my drunk grandpa: Many years ago...Christopher Columbus and his pilgrim buddies come to America
Think I'm drunk enough to drive you home now I'll keep my mouth kept shut Under lock and key that's rusted firm, no lie 'Cause all these conversations
There was Zombi, there was Chino There was Jimmy and Chiarakaparos We agreed to split the stuff up At a Mexican funeral in Paris Don Alvaro, Jose Sanchez
, let's go out up on a date I'm knowen this perfect place, put a smile on your face Won't touch until you're comfortable Even though I'm want'n you By
I've tried so hard to keep our home alive But you don't even care if I'm around You tell me that somehow our love has died And you'd rather be set free
My flatmate told me, Said that you'd rung while I was out Celebrating being young And I was thinking while I was drinking, I'd like to think I'm an adventurous
Bullshit! Who the fuck do you think you are you've taken it a bit too far Believing that you're king shit in your fake fantasy A clown dressed to impress
When Sunday morning dandruff turns out to be confetti And the cost of living in sin would make a poor man out of Paul Getty The girl in your dreams would
Once I had a piece of paper It was supposed to mean that you were mine It looked like any other piece of paper, But I thought there was love between
Yeah you know Its real good when you find that one in a million not afraid to say I messed up, I seen a girl around the corner All it did was made me
Fucked and so lonely Waiting for you to realize where we've gone wrong Fuck you, this song I made for you And you know you don't deserve it don't you?
You seem like a girl who likes to tell her bed is made You seem like a girl who likes to wear her pearls Well I'm not the type who likes to dwell, Save
A weißes Blatt'l Papier liegt scho seit Stunden vor mir i wollt dir schreib'n. I woaß net wie fang' i's o wie sehr i di leiden ko laß
CHORUS: GRANDPA GOT RUN OVER BY A BEER TRUCK COMING OUT OF WOODY'S CHRISTMAS DAY GRANDMA GOT A JOB OUT AT THE BREWERY I NEVER KNEW THAT SHE COULD
