My girlfriend hates you but I love your stuff. I listen to it all the time, I can't get enough. I dig your first CD (your debut), and a??Society of
next to perfect, let's teach these things a lesson. Stop! ROBOT: No! LARS: Shoot! MNP: Yes, I'm about to do it. LARS: Go! MNP: Ha! LARS: Nice
ten minutes. You ready? MC Lars: I guess buta?¦ I still got to write some lyrics. Club promoter: Alright, just remember it's crunk night. MC Lars: In
Call me Ahab, what? Monomaniac Obsessed with success unlike Steve Wozniak On the hunt for this mammal that once took my leg With my warn down crew and
this song I saya?¦ CHORUS a??Lars Horris,a?? hey that's me! Part Swedish, part Australian, full fun boy G. a??Lars Horris,a?? hey that's me! I scored 1430 on my SAT's. a??Lars
MC Lars is more punk than you Go Books about Evanescence (Are not punk rock) Guns n' Roses watches (Are not punk rock) Hello Kitty iPod cases (Are not
Humphrey, the whale should have GPS Humphrey, the whale should get GPS Humphrey, the whale should have GPS Humphrey, the whale should get GPS So you
me dance Goofy MC's can't be me even if they had the chance Pandora have you seen Persephone? Hades rabies got me going like KRS-ONE Why is that? MC
I spot an active drowning victim from a mile away I save old men in seas like Hemingway The swimming pool not taken? Watch out for frost Don?t get busted
make the world alright I?d go back to 9-11 and cancel all flights In my time machine, you couldn?t get with me Because E equals this squared MC My T
He?s a no exit G in the place to be He goes to Stanford University And since Kindergarten he acquired knowledge And after twelve grade he went straight
online Living life behind the screen is a total waste of time Check online relationships Internet girl, Internet relationship Fresh, [Incomprehensible] physician [Incomprehensible] MC Lars
fans buy the shirt then they get the MP3 Music was a product, now it is a service Major record labels why are you trying to hurt us? Epic's up in my face like, "Don't steal our songs, Lars
Sometimes Shakespeare's over done His constant sadness is no fun The comic relief's the best part Fans just can't wait for it to start The pain inside
And she's talking in my ear Suburban rap queen I wrote this song for you Suburban rap queen What's a MC to do? Suburban rap queen Every Biggie needs
cause he is messing with my head mc chris: yo pass that giant balloon of helium over here, yo Lars: okay but, wait, Satan...that's too much! mc
And people tried to put us down When iTunes bumped a post-cold war sound My generation sat at the mecca of malls Times Square, I'm there, Via com installs
Once upon a time, in the city of Los Angeles "Marty, Marty, listen to me Bring me something the kids will cry for Get out there, and get us stoked" Meet
