Texty:
Eminem Open Mic

a show to do! Like I'm supposed to be star-struck, come over to you You better shut your fuckin' mouth while you oh-for-two Back in ninety-four Limp opened

of burned down the shelter We was bumpin Awesome Dre Representing Detroit way before you meant Dr. Gay All my underground niggas up at c Notes Open mic

comin' sideways And Topsy turvy, lyrical crash-up derby Come, Filthy McNasty, pretty gritty dirty Lyrical sayin' MC slayin', 'Hip Hop Quotable' Unquotable, sociable thirty-eight caliber style swayin' Open

stand firm, and it hurts to live it You open that can of worms, I hope you ready for the dirt that's wit it Slap a hoe, snatch a mic! Bein brought to

, honkey I hit 'em up [Eminem] Got on his ass and now this faggot want to mention me still This ain't no freestyle battle, Everlast gettin killed With his chest open

(Sounds of curtains opening) (footsteps) (mic sqeek) (Eminem) *clears throat* (Thanks to markus for these lyrics)

the motherfuckin (?) Bridge [Chorus] [Eminem] Got in his ass and now this faggot wanna mention me still this ain't no freestyle battle Everlast gettin killed with his chest open

's succubus , my souls thick with ruggedness With the mic I'm like a dyke, can't no nigga fuck with this I got more Different Strokes than Philip Drummound On open mic

[50 Cent talking] Is this mic on, lady?s and gently men I like to thank you all for coming out tonight For the screening of my new film I?m Not Rich,