Folks, I'd like to sing a song about the American Dream About me, about you, the way our American hearts beat Down in the bottom of our chests, about
Folks, I'd like to sing a song about the American Dream. About me. About you. The way our American h Feeling we get in the cockles of our hearts, maybe
I love to smoke. I love to smoke and I love to eat red meat. I love to eat raw fucking red meat. Nothing I like better than sucking down a hot steaming
I'm sick and tired of my generation getting blamed For the state of the planet, I'm sick of my generation getting called 'The TV generation', "Well all
Old Saint Nick's got Bourbon breath It's so cold you could catch your death A cop sold me some crystal meth It's a merry fuckin' Christmas Everything
for?" "Shutup and get out there and mow the lawn for Christ's sake" There's therapy for ya Mowing the lawn and crying at the same time "The Leary kids
I want you to get a gun And head on down to Washington And I want you to climb up high High in the sky and shoot them all Th-th-they, d-d-don't deserve
They come over here and they take all our land They chop of our heads and they boil them in oil Our children are leaving and we have no heads We drink
I love to smoke, I smoke seven thousand packs a day, okay? And I am never fucking quitting I don't care how many laws they make What's the law now? You
Ladies and Gentlemen, due to illness Tonight the part of Denis Leary Will be played by Denis Leary And now welcome Denis Leary Thank you Thank you Thank
This is a special moment right now We'd like to take this time to tell all the kids at home Send your parents out of the room This is a kid's song Life