Texty:
Burnham

You were the first to build me up You were the first to tear me down You were the first to teach me That love ain't enough to stick around Now you're

A single conversation had my heart racing I can hardly get my mind off of you Stuck in the moment never knew that I would find Love so soon But every

We live in a binary reality, we do It's a world of black and white There's only two types of people in this world: Those who can finish lists What is

My dog's stomach was very upset, so we put him in the car and we went to the vet And on our way to the vet, I killed a cat I say, isn't that ironic? I

One two three four People think I'm tall You probably do too Got a big hat size and a 16 shoe And a 16 shoe As tall as a tree But as wide as a twig

men and women men are like vows, cause they are easily broken women are like cows, cause they both have vagina's men are like muzzles ya, cause they will

So here's a song that takes something that's not so fun, math, and makes it offensive. What's a pirate minus the ship? Just a creative homeless guy,

Well, hello everyone! Welcome to the Rehab Center for fictional characters. Umm, alright. Lets get right to it Who wants to start us off? How about you

My show is a little bit silly and a little bit pretentious Like Shakespeare's willy or Noam Chomsky wearing a strap on, It's also a little bit gay and