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's goin' on in your parents' bedrooms Sometimes, I wanna get on T.V. and just let loose, but can't But it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose "My

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like Mike, I wanted to be like Ike 'Cause papa was a Rolling Stone in the sixties And he liked Green just like Bill Bixby Told me that my best friend

Richard Hell and Tom Verlaine some of my best friends Yeah the gang come down here again and they're calling up Australia and they're scaring all my friends

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if you can wreck this You thought I was a lover And didn't expect this Style I specify but now you can testify Thee not a less the best is I Deadly