Texty: Weird Al Yankovic. Off The Deep End. The Plumbing Song.

Who fixes plumbing problems in a flash?
Twenty-four hours a day, seven days a week?

Baby, I sure wish I could lend you a hand
But plumbing's one thing I don't understand
It's true, haven't got a clue

B b baby, I can tell you've got a big problem
When I flush the john, then your shower goes on
Baby, now watcha gonna do?

If Drano's a joke and your plunger is broke
Baby, call the mensch with a monkey wrench
Baby, he'll be there for you

Shower's backing up, water won't go down?
Ba ba ba baby, don't forget my plumber
Ba ba ba baby, sink's been stopped up all summer
Ba ba ba baby, better call the plumber, he'll know what to do

Pipes been blowing up, pipes been breaking down
And the carpet's soaked right through
Ba, ba, ba, kitchen's flooded too
Ba, ba, ba, girl, you know it's true

B b betcha this guy makes more than my lawyer
If he works for one day, costs you half a year's pay
Baby, he can be here by two

So if you've got cash, he'll be there in a flash
Makin' service calls in his overalls
Baby, he'll do his best for you

Sewer's backing up, got you feelin' down?
Ba ba ba baby, don't forget my plumber
Ba ba ba baby, leaky pipes are a bummer
Ba ba ba baby, time to call the plumber, maybe call a few

Got a problem with plumbing? Gotta blame it on something?
Blame it on the drain, it was cloggin', cloggin'
Blame it on the faucet that drips all night
If hairballs, grease and goo won't let the water through
Blame it on the drain, yeah, yeah

When I flush the john, now when I flush the john
It turns the shower on
Ba ba ba baby, better call my plumber
He'll know what to do

Call now, we're in the yellow pages