Texty: Phil Vassar. Shaken Not Stirred. Here to Forget.

Joe's drinking tequila sunrise
And Kati's safe and sex on the beach
Maria loves those blue margaritas
She likes 'em garnished with peach

I dig these dirty martini's
And I like 'em shaken not stirred
I come here every evening
Just to get my mind off of her

Whoa, whoa, whoa, we're all in this together
Whoa, whoa, whoa, one more round of regret
And I, I, I yes I'll have another and another
Memory vacation we're all just here to forget

Joe's wife had wandering eyes
She left him for some young guy at work
Kate and Maria, same story
They fell in love with a jerk

Me, I was prideful and foolish
And I just pushed her away
I guess we all have our reasons
For being in here today

Whoa, whoa, whoa, we're all in this together
Whoa, whoa, whoa, one more round of regret
And I, I, I yes I'll have another and another
Memory vacation we're all just here to forget

I know that drowning our sorrows is not the solution
Its just a temproary band-aid for the pain
After carefully drinking I've reached this conclusion
We've all got problems to face but it ain't happening today
No not today I said

Whoa, whoa, whoa, we're all in this together
Whoa, whoa, whoa, one more round of regret
And I, I, I yes I'll have another and another and another
Memory vacation we're all just here to forget

Whoa, [incomprehensible] vacation we're all just here to forget