Texty: Toy Dolls (The). Absurd-Ditties. When You're Jimmy Saville.

Jimmy lives his life for charity
Jimmy's got no wife just an O.B.E.
Everybody depends on Jimmy
Jimmy's getting a little cheesed off
Jimmy reckons they've all enough
If they want Jim it's tough

[Chorus:]
Coz when you're Jimmy Saville
Woooooo
Everybody thinks yer brill
Think yer brill
But Jim'll Fix It's to be done
Woooooo
Then that bleedin' Great North Run
The Great North Run
No it's never too much fun for James

Jimmy does get up at 4:30
But Jimmy does not get time for breaky
He's not complaining, Jimmy's training
Somebody's sponsoring Jim again
So Jimmy bites his tongue & counts to ten
"Oh stuff this" Jimmy snarles

Coz when you're Jimmy Saville...

For James there's no time off, Jimmy's in deep
For James there ain't no sleep

[guitar bit]

When you're...
Jimmy, Jimmy Saville oo oo Jimmy Saville
Jimmy Saville

Howza 'bout that then guys & gals