Texty: Soundtrack Artists. Gaston (reprise).

Gaston: Crazy old Maurice, hmmm?
Crazy old Maurice...
LeFou, I'm afraid I've been thinking
Lefou:
A dangerous pastime
Gaston:
I know.
But that whacky old coot is Belle's father
And his sanity's only "so-so"
Now the wheels in my head have been turning
Since I looked at that loony, old man
See, I've promised myself I'd be married to Belle
And right now I'm evolving a plan
Gaston:
If I . . . (whisper)
LeFou:
Yes?
Gaston:
Then we . . . (whisper)
LeFou:
No! Would she . . .
Gaston:
(whisper) Guess!
LeFou:
Now I get it!
Both:
Let's go!

No one plots like Gaston
Gaston:
Takes cheap shots like Gaston
LeFou:
Plans to persecute harmless crackpots like Gaston
Gaston:
Yes, I'm endlessly, wildly resourceful
LeFou:
As down to the depths you descend
Gaston:
I won't even be mildly remorseful
Both:
Just as long as I (you) get what I (you) want in the end
Gaston:
Who has brains like Gaston?
LeFou:
Entertains like Gaston?
Both:
Who can make up these endless refrains like Gaston?
And his marriage we soon will be celebrating
My what a guy
Gaston!