Texty: Skillz. Million Dollar Backpack. My Phone.

Money l what's up baby it's ya boy skillz man
I'm hitting ya on the check in
My bad man I ain't called you in a minute
Man I'm out in l.a. doing my thing man
You know what I'm saying
I got a lil spot out here
You gotta come out here man
Come out and do yo city man it's kinda crazy
Beautiful women beautiful weather
I saw your girl in the spot last night
And man let me tell ya

Hey! you know the type of xxxx that I be on
It all started when I made a move on nia long
After a little small talk she came up out her shell
I'm shocked I got the crib number plus I got the cell
I got lauren london's number down in atl
She said tip won't trip but don't tell pharrell
Yeah the kid do it well and I'm only two text
From a union with the girl gabrielle
But oh well I called fergie's cell but know what
Everytime it rings will.I.am be picking up
I could'ntbelieve I scooped eve I thought she'd say no
She was shocked when I said I never seen your show
I'm in the valley and I passed on mariah carey
I'm like hmm well I got halle's blackberry
My bill might be high but I'm that type of guy
That if I see it and I want it why not a give it try

You know I was gon get them digits
I know it's a wrap once I get committed
She know she kinda like the way I did it
What's the point of having game ma if you don't spit it
My phone I got more numbers than bars
In my phone stay packed sorta like ipod
In my phone I ain't got nothing but stars
Put your number in mama I'm a holla tomorrow

Hey! you know the type of chicks that I get at
Same chicks ya'll be askin for an autograph
Like the time when I met the girl joy bryant
If I ain't get the number xxxx I'm a die trying
Venus williams keep callin but I'm trying to miss her
Sorry love I'm just tryin to serve up your sister
Some say lisa rae some say nona gaye
I say okay that's two numbers in one day
(Hey!)I got meagan's number last week
It's all good honey what's up with that waist deep
I met keri washington and now she hate me
She said she need a little man I said that ain't me
Met jennifer hudson and I had her blushing
She was with it so gettin them digits was nothing
My bill is high but I'm that type of guy
That if I see it and I want it why not a give it try

You know I was gon get them digits
I know it's a wrap once I get committed
She know she kinda like the way I did it
What's the point of having game ma if you don't spit it
My phone I got more numbers than bars
In my phone stay packed sorta like ipod
In my phone I ain't got nothing but stars
Put your number in mama I'm a holla tomorrow

Uhh switch sidekicks with the chick rocsi
At the grafton down in the lobby
She the type don't like paparazzi
She said them boys is crazy
Uh I know you thinking skillz you just talking
But last night right down on slauson
I got the info of rosario dawson
I might end up in the tabloid baby
I got all these numbers of all these women
Last thing you need to ask me is how I'm living
Crib numbers cell numbers personal pagers
You would think I was a hollywood casting agent
I'm a kid from virginia having fun
Four months in l.a. xxxx this a job well done
Crossing la cienega to get something to eat
And I be damned if I ain't drop my phone right in the street

(Get out the street buddy)
G-damn it did u see that he ran right over my phone
Damn... dawg he ran right over my phone
C-can I borrow your phone
My man my man excuse me partner partner
C-can I borrow your phone for two seconds
Please just two seconds
Thank you thank you thank you
(Dials numbers)he ran right over my phone
Did you see that
I think that was jay leno
His chin looked like jay leno
You've reached skillz umm if you callin I'm not answering
Cause I I don't have my phone
I don't have anybodies information
I lost my phone so if you could please leave your number please
I don't have anybodies information please leave your information
My phone got ran over by jay leno
Submission by ya boy kev