Texty: Adam Sandler. Somebody Kill Me.

Spoken]

Ok, I just want to warn you that when I wrote this song I was listening to the Cure a lot.



[Sung]

You don't know how much I need you.

While you're near me I don't feel blue.

And when we kiss I know that you need me too.

Can't believe I found a love that's so pure and true.



But it all was bullshit.

It was a goddam joke.

And when I think of you Linda,

I hope you fucking choke.



I hope you're glad with what you've done to me.


I lay in bed all day long feeling melancholy.

You left me here all alone, tears running constantly.



Oh somebody kill me please,

somebody kill me plee-ase,

I'm on my knees,

pretty pretty please kill me.



I want to die.

Put a bullet in my head.



[Spoken]

Kid: You're going to the mental institution.