Texty: Asher Roth. Asleep in the Bread Isle. Lark On My Go-Kart.

Sitting on a truffet
Puffing on the best cut buds tryna get butt from ms. muffet
Me and teddy ruxpin stirring up a ruckus
egging all the houses smashing all the pumpkins
suck a dick butt kiss chumps can't funk with the punk kids
Ash Roth be the king of the blumpkins
any Tim Duncan, spur of the moment
let the whole world know I run shit
jump ship quick, tell a friend that I'm dumb sick spit fungus that'll grow from a dumb trip twist to a front flip son that was some trick
watch all the dumb chicks hump when I bump this


Kinda like the blonde Bob Saget
Ash can get nasty
Pass me a blunt and some captain
chilling with an Ashley
Heading to the mall
Sitting in the backseat getting jerked off
10 feet tall with the balls of a matador
Door matted whore with your words heard that before
Poor metaphor pedicure get your feet fixed
Walk in my shoes for a few you gone need it
Yea got your Wii fit to practice your freeze with
Need a few weeks before you can compete with
Razor Ramone flow o' so sharp
You can take kapowsky (as in saved by the bell)
I'm a take lark on my go-kart!



Mario kart skills are outrageous
Play me any day and I'll be the best racist
Wait no erase it meant to a racer
Traded in my cell phone for a new pager
Take off your blue tooth now dot com
I'm at the grocery store with hot moms
Bout 35 with at least 2 kids
We can make out while my friend babysits
All up in your fridge eating left over shit
Tuna sandwich, butterscotch, crumpets, Cheeto's be my choice of chip
I enjoy for a bit
Take a sip from my sips and then split

Throw that J up is it rolled?
Yeah, Roll it up.

Hair like a troll doll
Basketball shorts on yeah I'm a dork but im still holing court ball up balla
Yea I take to long get dolled up
Give a fuck if I look like I just woke up
Who my tryna impress
Honey in the sundress
With the breasts luscious Just sent me a text
O-M-G your the B-E EST
If you tryna have sex
I'm the best at it!!