Texty: Rappy McRapperson. Other. The Lick Your Own Butthole Party Dance.

Attention! cool dance alert!
woop woop!
cool dance alert!

Now I'm here to tell you about this brand new way
totally radical ,powerfully magical
Dance that's Drastically fantastic, gymnastically elastic
The dance to end all dances
you dance it it if your mind's expanded
this way cool dance, you gotta try
the dance that i dance till the day i die, so

Curl in a ball
Grab your ankles
Stretch out your back 'till your vertebrae crack
Bend your left knee (cool!)
Leverage is key
Fight the (??Gore Lacks??)
it's the lick your own butthole party dance!
The lick your own butthole party dance
The lick your own butthole party dance

Flipping burgers 9 to 5, cool?
I'd rather die!
I'm a gangster, straight up G
that's why the government is trying to kill me!
I gotta dance
Lick my own butthole, fight the (??Gore Lacks??)
(fuck) you!, and you, and you, fuck you and you and you and you and


Curl in a ball
Grab your ankles
Strech out your back 'till your vertabre crack
Bend your left knee
Leverage is key
Fight the (??Gore Lacks??)
it's the lick your own butthole party dance!
The lick your own butthole party dance

Almost there.. (you can do it!)
Almost there.. (You can do it buddy!)
Almost there..
(you can do it!) (you can do it!) (GO rappy!)
AAH Blablah blah blah

yeah!
crack attack!


Curl in a ball
Grab your ankles
Stretch out your back 'till your vertebrae crack
Bend your left knee
Leverage is key
Fight the (??Gore Lacks??)
it's the lick your own butthole party dance!
The lick your own butthole party dance
(The lick your own butthole party dance)

*Crowd Cheering*