Texty: NOFX. Maximum Rock N Roll. Bob Turkee.

We don't like him, he's such a geek
He wears funny glasses, he has so many zits
Bob Turkee, the dick, Bob Turkee, the dick
Bob Turkee, the turkey, Bob Turkee, the dick

He has a beer belly, he doesn't drink beer
He doesn't like girls, he's such a queer
Bob Turkee, the dick, Bob Turkee, the dick
Bob Turkee, the turkey, Bob Turkee, the dick

Bob Turkee, he's such a dick
Bob Turkee, he's such a dick
Bob Turkee, he's such a dick
Bob Turkee, he's such a dick

Well, we don't like him, he's such a geek
He wears funny glasses, he has so many zits

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He's such a dick