Texty: MYSTRO. Other. 2009 UK Rap Up.

Ayo my name is Mystro, check ch, ch, ch, check one two,

First off I need to holla at you Skillz
And ask you to let me do the honours if you will
See I'm not trying to copy you, just borrow from you still
Plus I'm a fan and it's a way to pay homage to your skill
Cause round here some are making the moves they be wishing
Some others didn't, blame all the school they've be skipping
If you want a brief run-down than do take a listen to this 09 wrap up
But the UK edition now.

Who remembers when Dizzy took his drop
That didn't change a thing he still took it to the top
From the start he left the pop charts conquered
Had people going crazy especially when he told em he was bonkers
Well Dappy and his crew N-Dubz have become hot
Everybody's rooting for em both Nevermind the Buzzcocks
What about Tinchy's beef with that dude
Forgot his name something like La what or La who
What he said sounded spiteful
Shout out to Stryderman big up for not giving a George Micheal

X-Factor bought us way into it's Matrix
Thuggish dudes talkin' bout "Baby did you tape it? "
England qualified for the World Cup
But thanks to handyman Henry
The Irish thinks the World sucks
It's Blatant handball we didn't need no photo
They must have felt robbed like Tinch did no Mobo
Sabrina achieved the unachievable
Keeping her hair neat for so long in the Jungle was unbeweavable
Peter and Jordan have split up
A propa odd couple so of course they would split up
While RWD mag are looking bigger
We left Myspace for Facebook then put that book down for Twitter
When some ain't as healthy as they seem
Advice for Chipmunk, don't kill yourself to live the dream
But you can tell he's gonna feast
All that hard work at that age is proving already he's a beast

The government gave handouts to banks
While the UK funky scene blew up and ran out of skanks
Don't believe me bro, go ask them kids embarrassed
Watching their parents doing Heads, Shoulders, Knees and Toes
The most overused word by far, everybody say it with me now Par
And if you need a definition then check out what Jamelia did to Maxwell D on Television
Wanted to drop some raps on the sugababes
But on the real that's not the Sugababes
Speech Debelle won herself a Mercury
Got booed by Take That fans and then had to run herself to Mercury
But after sacking her label maybe I'm wrong
Could be the same planet that Jedward made it here from
Kids run around screaming "are you gonna bang tho? "
But Boy Better Know said there was Too Many Man though
Bashy made sure we didn't forget his face
And Reggie Yates put himself up there with the heavy weights
While Wretch, Tinie Tempa and Giggz got attention
Others physically lost their hip hop connection
Pro Green got his neck a slashing
But came back and toured with Lilly Allen like it never happened
(BIG UP)
Screen play writer, director and actor Noel Clarke won himself a well deserved Bafta
The first Black Miss England was dipped in glory
Until she lost the damn title with her fists and fury
I wonder how she'd deal with Taio Cruz
And nothing wrong with white chicks bru but what a way to make the news
Before Taio Jackie Chan's me
Shout out to Estelle for becoming one of the Grammy Family
Remember Mutya appeared on Big Brother
Bored us all and then disappeared like Big Brovaz,

Now what else let me see, hold up
Stop the beat, RIP Derek B
DJ's working all day with Mister Jam
Semtex, Shortee Blitz and Manny Norte
Oh yeah I can't forget Mastersteps,
And Sarah Love she still playing her cards right with half a deck
David Haye made the haters keep it quiet
He relived the story of David and Goliath
Dealt with it like he was supposed to do it
I just wish he help us out and train up Leona Lewis
So she wouldn't have to fear harm
Best comeback of the year got to go to Amir Khan
Another Man who can't be stopped
They used to palm him off but around the World they are all trying to be Charlie Sloth
Now our internet's game kinda crazy
With SBTV, DjGone, Ragggs and GrimeDaily
Helping artists to make moves
And diversity and flawless showing dancers the way too
While Mr Hudsons in the states making waves
Dynamo's proving why David Blaine ain't the same
Remember MIA at the Grammy's
I swear I thought she was about to have the yout on stage right there
Amy thought her long ass vacation was great
And St Lucians were like "look, you're taking the cake",
Eddie Kadi's a funny man that's hard at work
While all the bad boys have caught the eye of Alexandra Burke
Award for taking on the states by storm has got to go to the boy Jay Sean
Award for best industry shake up
Many won't agree but that's got to go to Industry Hater
Prove you ain't got a sense of humour if you hardly laugh
Donaeo still got us all tryna party hard
And all that snow at the top of 09 was soo thick it bought London to a slow grind
They said each day cost the city 50 mill, for real
I wonder who had to foot the bill
While everybody made JLS stand up with hands up
Poor Craig David must have messed his damn plans up
If poor tactics got you stressed
Be like little man from JLS and do some back flips on request
Sway nearly quit and Jason Status felt that Westwood was taking the mick,
Slim the comedian someone I must shout
As well as Kojo too for the comedy funhouse

Before I think to stop
Though he wasn't from the UK I gotta say respects to the King of Pop
He did a lot we wonder why it happened
A big Rest in Peace shout to Michael Jackson
For all our loved ones we had to lose through the soil
Let's promise to use the talent like Susan Boyle
And to see me again all my natural born twittaz follow MYSTROGEN
For now it's the end and one love for mighty Mystro,
Welcome to 2010