Texty: Circle Jerks. Dog.

It's not so bad when you think about it
It's not so bad, things could be much worse
What about that man, the guy who drove
All the way to Boston?

He needed a kidney, he was on the news
The front page of all the papers
He was so famous, they let him go
Then he died, they came after his money
His wife and kids, all his pets, all those debts

It's important to have little things like that
To compare your life with
It's important to have little things like that
To compare your life with
It's important to have little things like that
To compare your life with, yeah, life with

And what about the lady
Who went all that way to Ethiopia
To become a missionary?
They beat her to death
While she was preaching

What about the guy who saw the Tarzan movies
On his way home?
He tried to swing on a high voltage wire
Killed him right there on the spot

It's important to have little things like that
To compare your life with
It's important to have little things like that
To compare your life with
It's important to have little things like that
To compare your life with, yeah, life with