Texty: Hugh Laurie. There Ain't But One Way.

Well the world is facin' problems gettin' bigger every day
We got a greenhouse over Texas and recession's on the way
We got hunger in the Third World, we got anger in the First
Half the world is floodin' and the other's dyin' o' thirst

Although people tell you that this planet's dyin' fast
Well I ain't seen a problem yet can't be solved by kickin' ass

Kickin' ass (Kickin' ass!)
Kickin' ass is what we do
Kickin' ass (Kickin' ass!)
Iron foot in the velvet shoe

We don't care whose ass we kick if we're ever all alone
We just stand in front of the mirror, and try and kick our own

Well we kicked ass in Grenada
And we kicked ass in Iraq

We kicked the ass outta the ozone layer
Now they say we gotta kick it back

We'll kick the ass of cancer
And we'll kick the ass of AIDS
And as for global warming, well,
Just kick ass wearing shades!

Kickin' ass (Kickin' ass!)
Kickin' ass is what we do
Kickin' ass (Kickin' ass!)
Iron foot in the velvet shoe

We don't care whose ass we kick if we're ever all alone
We just stand in front of the mirror, and try and kick our own

Well you can move your ass
And haul your ass
And bustin' ass is fine

And there ain't a better place to put your ass, than on the line

But if you're like us, and you won't take second best
You'll put your kickin' boots on and kick like all the rest