Texty: Hugh Laurie. The Sophisticated Song.

I wear sophisticated clothes

I say sophisticated things

Everything about me says I'm a sophistication king


But when I'm with you,

Can't seem to find my cool

Yeah when I'm with you,

I just sit there and drool


I got sophisticated hands

I got sophisticated feet

A sophisticated car parked on Sophistcation Street


But when I'm with you

Can't seem to find my cool

Yeah when I'm with you

I'm just a dribbling fool


When you look at me,

And you start to flirt

I have to wipe the dribble

Off the front of my shirt


When you ask me what's on my mind,

All I can think to answer is "Blawbghllghargh."


I eat sophisticated food

I breathe sophisticated air

Run a sophisticated comb

Through my sophisticated hair


But when I'm with you

Can't seem to find my cool

Yeah when I'm with you

I'm just a dribbling fool