Texty: Guttermouth. Musical Monkey. Big Pink Dress.

howdy folks its me again

got a message to convey

im so confused whats to lose

I think I might turn gay

on the day my bitch left

she said "stick in your rear"

she never thought she'd hear these words

"ooh your mustache is so tickly down there"

(drill my ass)

oh god its tight

(drill my ass)

this is my first time

(drill my ass)


love you - love you too

live with bill its such a thrill

we get it on so fine

we tend our garden everyday

sometimes we 69

play dress up have puppet shows

we skip and dance and sing

he's so helpful shaves my back

mark its my turn to wear the cowboy hat

(its so hard)