Texty: Frank Zappa. Halloween. Dancin' Fool.

FZ: I don't know much about dancin'
That's why I got this song
One of my legs is shorter than the other
'N' both my feet's too long
'Course now right along with 'em
I got no natural rhythm
But I go dancin' every night
Hopin' one day I might get it right
I'm a
FZ & Band: Dancin' fool
FZ: I'm a
FZ & Band: Dancin' fool
FZ: I'm a
FZ & Band: Dancin' fool
FZ: I'm a
FZ & Band: Dancin' fool
FZ: I hear that beat. I jump outta my seat
But I can't compete, 'cause I'm a
FZ & Band: Dancin' fool
FZ: I'm a
FZ & Band: Dancin' fool
FZ: The disco folks all dressed up
Like they's fit to kill
I walk on in 'n' see 'em there
Gonna give them all a thrill
When they see me comin'
They all steps aside
They has a fit while I commit
My social suicide, I'm a
FZ & Band: Dancin' fool
FZ: I'm av FZ & Band: Dancin' fool
FZ: I'm a
FZ & Band: Dancin' fool
FZ: I'm a
FZ & Band: Dancin' fool
FZ: The beat goes on, and I'm so wrong
Band: (Rong)
FZ: The beat goes on, and I'm so wrong
Band: (Rong)
FZ: The beat goes on, and I'm so wrong
Band: (Rong)
FZ: The beat goes on, and I'm so wrong
Band: (Wrong)
FZ: The beat goes on 'n' I'm so wrong
The beat goes on 'n' I'm so wrong
FZ & Band: The beat goes on 'n' I'm so wrong
The beat goes on 'n' I'm so wrong
FZ: I may be totally wrong, but I'm a
FZ & Band: Dancin' fool
FZ: I may be totally wrong, but I'm a
FZ & Band: Dancin' fool
FZ: I got it all together now
With my very own disco clothes, hey!
My shirt's half open just t'show you my chain
And the spoon for up my nose
I am really somethin'

That's what you'd probably say
So smoke your little smoke
Drink your little drink
While I dance the night away, I'm a
FZ & Band: Dancin' fool
FZ: I'm a
FZ & Band: Dancin' fool
FZ: I'm a
FZ & Band: Dancin' fool
FZ: I'm a
FZ & Band: Dancin' fool
FZ: He's a Dancin' Fool
FZ & Band: I may be totally wrong but I'm a
I may be totally wrong but I'm a
I may be totally wrong but I'm a
I may be totally wrong but I'm a FOOL
FZ: Yeah.
Say darlin'. Can I buy ya a drink?
Are you lookin' for Mr. Goodbar?
You look like you're looking for Mr. Goodbar.
Wait a minute. I've got it. You're an Italian!
Yer Jewish? Love your nails. What sign are you?
Girl Audient #1: Pisces. Pisces!
FZ: Oh, you like the water? Where's that little bag?
Wait, I can't sign all these things right now.
I gotta sing a,
I gotta sing a show. Whose was this? Ok.
FZ: Hi. How ya doin'? Come up here.
It's my little friend from TV. Hi!
Girl Audient #2: Hi!
FZ: Okay. Lets do, Lets do it again. Just like we were on television. Ready?
Are you looking for Mister Goodbar?
Girl Audient #2: Yup
FZ: Wait a minute. I got it. You must be an Italian!
Girl Audient #2: No.
FZ: Yer Jewish? Love your nails. You must be a Libra.
No, what sign are you really?
Girl #2: Scorpio
FZ: A Scorpeeeeyo-oh. My goodness.
Your place or mine?