Texty: Electrocutes. Steal Yer Lunch Money. Eaga Beava.

She looks just like Jessie's mom
She thinks she's not just a schlong
Shirt too short and pants too tight
Her clothes just don't fit her right
Eaga Beava is a bitch
Eaga Beava smells like shit
Eaga Beava looks like this

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She thinks she's better than me
Her best friend's name is pee
She thinks she's better than you
Her very own name is poo