Texty: Brokencyde. Will Never Die. Ugly Bitch With A Mustache.

Daveeeee, where the fuck you been dog?

Yo, wuttup big?

I?m fucking drunkkk. Hahahahaha

Yuh fucked upp

Yeah these girls fuckin? buyin me shots up in here all fuckin yaaawww. Got that Goose.

(Yeah.)

Sick dude.

Yeahhh, she wants to fuckin smoke me out bro. [What?] She wants to fuckin party
[Say what?]

Well yo fuck, where she at? Let?s go play.

There she is right there.
[Where?]

Oh, that girl right there?

No no, muthafucka that girl, that girl right there.
[That one?]


Oh damn, that hot ass one in the blue..

No, man what the fuck. No muthafucka. Oh, that girl there homie.

No wait. Your kidding

(Hahaha)
[Wow]

Cause all I see is a ugly ass bitch with a mustache.

Ey! Shut the fuck up. Quiet!

Be quiet! Be quiet!

(Snickering in the background)

Deep Voiced Girl-DVP
DVP- Hey guys can I buy you some shots of Goose?
[Loud farting noise]

WHOAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!...Nelly.