Texty: Adrian Belew. Lone Rhino / Twang Bar King. Twang Bar King.

Well, maybe you're thinkin' I'm outasight
'Cause I know you saw me kickin' at the gig last night
Maybe, baby, that's why they call
Twang bar king

Rip bash smash, burn up a fret
I can keep it in tune and nearly beat it to death
Yes, baby baby, that's why they call me
Twang bar king

Well I can bash smash beat rip tear out the guts
Burn it up and make it scream
Yeah, yeah, yeah

Ooohhh, listen, baby
I ain't braggin' but I'm the twang bar king
Twang bar
King