Texty: Ball Park Music. Sad Rude Future Dude.

Everybody wake up
Welcome to the future
There's nothing going on here
Just me and my personal computer.

I don't love my family
I think they're boring
And when we get together
I'm so scared of talking to them
About anything.

I haven't had a friend in years
I only have sex with myself
I don't know where it went, but
All my love is gone.

I haven't had a friend in years
I only have sex with myself
I don't know where it went, but
All my love is gone.

Everybody wake up
Welcome to the future
There's nothing going on here
Just me and my personal computer.

I don't love my girlfriend
I think she's boring
And when we get together
I'm so scared of talking to her
About anything.

I haven't had a friend in years
I only have sex with myself
I don't know where it went, but
All my love is gone.

I haven't had a friend in years
I only have sex with myself
I don't know where it went, but
All my love is,
All my love is,
All my love is gone.
Gone-oooh.