Texty: Abysmal Crucifix. Drop Your Pants And Kick 'Em To Me.

Mmm, the hall monitor at Kennedy High
Had that unnerving look in his eyes.
You know the one, where you think he's a killer,
But really he's not, he just wants a thriller.

So there he stands with his bright yellow sash,
Demanding to see a bathroom pass.
If you don't have one, he might let you by,
Unless you're a chick, where you'd rather die...

Drop your pants and kick 'em to me,
Your glistening legs, I want to see.
Pull it down and show me your ass,
And then just maybe, I might let you pass...

Well one day, this girl by the name of Mara
Saw the hall monitor on her way to to the cafeteria.
He asked for her hall pass, she shot him a look,
Kept on walking, but he dumped her books.

She kinda hunched over to pick them up,
He stared down her shirt, just for the fun.
But suddenly, she body-slammed him,
He hit the floor, head bleeding on the linoleum.

Drop your pants and kick 'em to me,
Your glistening legs, I want to see.
Pull it down and show me your ass,
And then just maybe, I might let you pass...

Mara didn't do no time
Despite the ugly nature of her crime.
Everybody stood up and beside her,
That summer we fucked on her dad's recliner.

Drop your pants and kick 'em to me,
Your glistening legs, I want to see.
Pull it down and show me your ass,
And then just maybe, I might let you pass...

(Thanks to Colby for these lyrics)