Texty: 1st Place. Other. Being Broke Sucks.

I?m bout to tell you this story about being broke

Man, being broke sucks.
Dude, being broke sucks.

I woke up this morning ain?t got no money,
only thing in my fridge is Mad Dog 20/20
Pack of top ramen and a little fried balogna,
Two syrup sandwiches and pizza by Tony
Imma call this one chick, have her pick me up,
I ain?t got no gas money so I?m ridin in her truck
She?s pretty cute, bad little dip,
Likes to strip and her parents are rich
I don?t got a dollar, well I got some change,
4 or 5 quarters I can?t buy one thing
99 cent store get a loaf of bread,
then I call this other freak so I can try to get head
man its like four, I hate being poor,
I don?t even wanna be a rapper anymore
My life sucks, I need money,
my shoes look old, damn I?m bummy

Man, being broke sucks (I?m telling you)
Dude, being broke sucks

I don?t got a job and I got this weird cough,
and in 48 hours they?re gonna turn my lights off
sittin here bored, eatin some smores,
tryin to hide out from the dang landlord
and now I got a baby ?cause I ain?t used protection,
and hella hella bills that done went to collections
why y?all keep callin? How can I say it?
ummmm?I can?t pay it
my girl is trippin, Imma leave fast
find a new broad, get me some ass
letter to the president, legalize dope
tell Obama, dude I?m broke
hit the liquor store, get some hot cheetos
taco bell fool, two bean burritos
dude this bites I can?t take it no more
man i hate sleepin on a mattress on the floor

Man, being broke sucks (I?m tellin you)
Dude, being broke sucks (I ain?t got nothing to eat)

Last verse, I hope you understand,
I?m trying to turn in all these damn beer cans
my hair is all long, my lips all chapped,
my shirts all wrinkled, my wallet looks flat
I smoke marijuana, I listen to nirvana,
and every other day I have baby mama drama
I gotta plan, gonna make a jam,
get on MTV and get a damn moonman
Imma get paid, ball like the A?s,
I ain?t gotta wear the same pants for 3 days
Imma get a shoe deal, Imma get a check,
hella DCs like Rob Dyrdek
man I?m dreamin, I?m gonna cry,
just sit here and eat my pot pie
at least I got something, I got a bad chick,
nah she just left, this is the pits

Man, being broke sucks (I?m tellin you)
Dude, being broke sucks (I?m puttin all these quarters together)
It really does man.
I?m tired of eating syrup sandwiches
Goin to the store standing in front and asking
?Hey fool you got a quarter??
It sucks
Man I know everyone in America feels me so..peace

(Thanks to Matt for these lyrics)