Texty:
Tom Green Prepare For Impact

chicken I''d cluckity cluck, but because I'm not chicken I don't give a fuck! I bend over take a shit on the kitchen floor, everybody starts clapping shouting for

get in a cacoon and curl up like a caterpillar You wanna have a chuckle? (Ha, Ha) I'm not in the mood So just buckle up your seat buckle And prepare for impact

it was a coke machine, I put my order in it. See, I was born in 1971, we would play Evil Kenievel, sling shots, bb guns. And go to the river and make booby traps for

laid. Like stealing liquor from my neighbour's cabinet. I like getting drunk, smokin' cigarettes. I like freakin' out causin' a scene, I like acting out, like being Green

is on the step Don't fall down the step, you might hurt your bum! [laughing] And that's not very fun If you fall down and hurt your bum I like to put my bum on things It's fun for